Why am I under these bedclothes?

Well, you do it....

Why am I here?

I am looking for change.

Why am I hiding my head?

Cold nose. Watevs.

Why am I sitting under here?

I don't know either... it was there. Now, on your way...

Why am I looking like theeeeees?

I'm thinking of auditioning for Puss In Boots 2.

Why am I looking at you like this? Good question

I was dreaming about mice. You woke me.

Why am I with the Dyson?

It's my biggest fan. Well, actually, it's not, we have a bigger one. But I like the feel of the wind in my whiskers.

Why am I posed like this?

'Cos I'm a graffiti artist. I am the Banksy of the cat world. Manxy? Cat injoke there...

Why am I doing THIS with my paw?

It's Mardi Gras.

Why am I in this box?

Look, it was there. What can I tell you?

Why am I under the heater?

Two words: Cold paws

Why am I sitting like this?

I was always told it was polite to cross one's legs in public.

Why am I sitting on the chest of drawers?

I feel I need to make some changes to my grooming habits... all this licking myself is getting to me... So I  have been inspecting the options up here...

Why am I lying here?

I'm not. Nothing to see here...

Why am I doing this?

Instagram. It's very now. I'm down with the kids, that's why.

Why am I hiding here? Well, I'll tell you

I'm not actually hiding. I'm waiting for someone to come and feed me my grass. Blade by blade. So I can then vomit all over the bathroom rug.

Why am I stretching out like this?

It's because I have some damn fine pins on me, and I'm not afraid to show em off!

Why am I looking at you like this? Good question

It's because I want you to enjoy me eating my cat biscuits as much as I do. I'm generous to a fault.